Saturday, November 17, 2007

it did came out

today we spent all day at the inlaws and my niece, rylie (3) and nephew, caleb (5) were there.

about an hour before their bedtime, rylie informed me it was time for her bath.  i said, "okay, do you want me or papa [grandpa] to help you?"

"YOU, annnttt JOHHHHsEEEE!"

so, off we went to get the water running.  meanwhile, rylie stripped down to her bday suit and bolted around the house squealing and excited. LOL. 

i snagged her and promptly helped her in the tub.  as soon as she sat down she gleefully shouted, "LOOOOOK annnnttt JOHHHHsEEEE!  i'm PEEEEE-INNNNG!"

:-O :-O

the yellow cloud in the water by her legs confirmed her proud exclamation. 

i said, shocked, "NOonononooo!  you're not supposed to pee in your bath water!"

she had a bewildered look in her big brown puppydog eyes, "but annnttt johhhsss, it did came out by itself!"

note to self: 

    pee-free bathtime ritual checklist:

  • turn on "bath nub"
  • kid hears water (initiates pre-bath bladder emptying)
  • kid gets nekkid and does nekkid dance of joy and runs a few laps
  • TAKE NOTE OF PEEPEE DANCE MOVES (legs squeezing together, etc...)
  • show kid "bath nub" toys (this insures the bladder has reached its maximum capacity)
  • kid performs pre-bath bladder emptying in the "toidet"
aunt jos is now armed and ready for the next bathtime!! ;)


4 comments:

  1. welcome to motherhood. i've got SP trained to pee prior to submersion. Too many yellow baths; that or the floater baths (need I say more). It's these little routines we set up as women that make life smoother. Men don't get it. It's funny. Sounds like you've got the beginnings of the maternal foundation - "how to avoid any possible incident". Funny.

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  2. hehehe! amy, im beginning to realize that part of being a good mother is having the skills of being a good trainer ;) this is invaluable info for me to keep in mind for my future kidlings *hehe*
    funny you said the maternal foundation starts with knowing "how to avoid any possible incident..." sounds like that goes right along with my ENFJ personality! (especially the "J"...list-making and routines!!) it makes total sense tho. to me, being a mom would mean you are the person that tries to keep everyone else in order so there's maximum family happiness and minimum boohoos and booboos. :D
    LOL! now dangit, if i could just have some kids ;) (and no, for anyone reading this, you cant let me borrow yours. hehe.)

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  3. This post just cracked me up! I blame the warm water! It will get you every time. :)

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  4. LOL beenzzz...i'm still laffin as i recall rylie's face after i scolded her. ROTFL!! but now i know, and i am better for it! HAHA! glad to give you a little chuckle :D

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